Turning from my usual gushing over (mostly my own) clothes, let’s discuss something I hate. The contemptible Ralph Lauren.  There is no more tired re-tread out there.  Look for example at the schlock this guy calls his spring collection.  The whole thing looks like the runway show from the first episode of any season of Project Runway.  It’s mostly crap.  I mean, are you going to wear this stupid little hat on the street?

Just plain stupid.

Or, leave the house in this asinine bullfighter get-up?

Gore or be gored, preferably the latter.

Or wear this anywhere, whatever it is?

Would rather chew off arm than wear this.

Of course not.  Your mama didn’t raise an idiot.